Warning! DO NOT swim in the Black Sea

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by maccabonga, Jun 16, 2011.

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  1. I went swimming in the Black Sea...

    ...it stole my shorts!
  2. Wrong, your bum ate them!!
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  3. It could've been 1 of the mermaids......they were quite predatory, I think they were Ukrainien!