Warning - Date Rape Drug !!

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  1. WARNING !!!

    Date rape drug targeting males. Police warn all clubbers, party-goers and unsuspecting NAAFI bar regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A new date rape drug on the market called "beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking "beer" men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something bad occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female. Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. However, if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every garrison town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages.

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  2. Tis true, beer is evil

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    Even after six beers.......[​IMG]
     
  4. Just discussed the merits of not drinking with somebody (yes, you know who you are!),......

    ...... how many of you lot are under 35 years old and have wrinkles? :wink:
     
  5. I rarely drink alcohol and am over 40 - I dont have wrinkles. :D

    Woss your point Brite?
    Are you condoning drinking alone? 8O
     
  6. Hmmmmm, it should've read.......

    Just discussed the merits of 'not drinking' with somebody

    ....as in 'I discussed it (not drinking) with somebody this morning'

    Ahhhhhhhh, y'know what I mean!


    Congratulations on having 'No Wrinkles', Lifesaver,...... it's great innit? :wink:
     
  7. Brite Girlie I've seen the pics, you look like a bag of crisps :lol:

    Granted I would still slip you a crippler, but you could do with a good ironing :wink:
     
  8. Hahahaha, listen to the kettle callin' the pot!

    MDN,.... if I had a face like yours, I'd teach my áss to speak!

    Now pass the iron, you slacker! :roll:
     
  9. Excellent 100th post Brite. :mrgreen:
     
  10. Funny you should say that, brite. Mdn has been talking out of his teatowel holder for years.
     
  11. Is that the reason you like to get close to it then, under the guise that you can't hear me :mrgreen:
     
  12. Cant get near to it as the stench of another blokes knob juice really doesn't do it for me.
     
  13. nice, forgot what an absolute delight you were