A man goes into a pub and points at the beer tap. "Do you want a pint?" asks the barman. The man nods and the barman notices he has a huge scar on his throat. "Where did you get that?" asks the barman. "Falklands," the man manages to croak. "Blimey," says the barman. "Well have this one on the house mate. You boys did a great job over there." "Muchas gracias," the man replies.