War Quotes

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CLASSIC QUOTE : A quote from Sky News (probably!)

"Umm Qasr is a city similar to Southampton," UK defence minister
 Geoff Hoon  said in The Commons yesterday.

"He's either never been to Southampton, or he's never been to Umm Qasr" says a British Squaddie patrolling Umm Qasr.

Another soldier added:
"There's no beer, no prostitutes and people are shooting at us. It's more like Portsmouth."


War Hero
Chief of British Operations Gulf (Air ViceMarshall someone I think)

"Its a difficult tapestry to paint"

Well sir maybe weaving it might be easier if its a tapestry....

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