Wanted

Discussion in 'Lonely Hearts' started by IceBytch, Sep 22, 2003.

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  1. POSITION VACANT!! APPLY WITHIN!!

    MUST BE HARD ENUFF, TO PERFORM WELL, IN TIGHT, DARK, WET SPACES!!

    OWN UNIFORM REQUIRED!!

    SALARY 2 B NEGOTIATED!!

    BUT MAY CONSIDER PAYMENT IN KIND AN OPTION!!

    INTERVIEW WILL INVOLVE ORAL AND PRACTICAL EXAMINATIONS!! HIGH SCORES MUST BE ATTAINED IN BOTH!! AND MERIT WILL BE GIVEN FOR ORIGINALITY!!

    ALL APPLICATIONS MUST BE COMPLETE WITH PICTURES AND REFERENCES!!
     
  2. Ask Mighty, he's desperate.
     
  3. awww gunny so you dont fit the bill then?? :p
     
  4. That depends. I don't know anything about you (apart from the shite above, which does nothing for you).

    If your serious about finding someone, here's something taking off around the UK:

    http://www.speeddater.co.uk

    My mate tried it, and has found true love [​IMG]
     
  5. yo gunny........ thanks for the link for the speed dating thing. but i dont want to date anyone i just want uncomplicated sex :p :wink:
     
  6. Cum to Manchester then :twisted:
     
  7. :p

    name the time and place :wink:
     
  8. Your scaring me now........ 8O
     
  9. The whoring chat room is down the hall ..second on the left people :roll:
     
  10. pmsl

    MMmmm im a whore now??? :p coollllllllll

    gunny dont worry im only aving a laugh :wink:
     
  11. Okay (stops sweating and comes out from under the stairs).
     
  12. gunny its ok really im only a stalker on thursdays and fridays :p
     
  13. Oh shiit. What have I done. Please, leave me alone. I'm really a small man, with a small penis. I can't handle real wimen.
     
  14. you know how the saying goes................. its not the size its what you do with it that counts :wink:
     
  15. And what a load of crap that is. :lol: