Wanted!!

B_AND_T

MIA
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#1
Time out because the wife and kids are doing my fucing head in.

No pay.

Just me getting pissed for a couple of days.

South West is preferable.

I can cook though.

Oh and by the way, the wife and kids are cunts.

Any reasonable offer accepted.
 
#2
Time out because the wife and kids are doing my fucing head in.

No pay.

Just me getting pissed for a couple of days.

South West is preferable.

I can cook though.

Oh and by the way, the wife and kids are cunts.

Any reasonable offer accepted.
Shut up you big screamer.
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#4
Fucking no chance. She is on drugs and lives oooppp north.

I can deal with the drugs though.
 
#5
Is that an offer sluggy? :D
You'd squish me.

He's got my number the boring cunt, he could phone me so I could sneeze down the phone if he wanted.

He's a fucking attention seeker. Punch him.
 
#6
Daft Bastard. You should have done what I did, marry a bird from abroad. I don't want to hurt your emotional state at the moment, but at around 11am, two weeks today (23rd Sept) I shall wave goodbye to my wife and daughter as they depart on a lovely 2 week holiday abroad to see her family. I shall be at home alone, for a full 2 weeks, watching Ross Kemp in Afghanistan (again, it's part of my routine now) drinking beer and beating myself off over internet porn.

Oh yeh, this happens twice a year (that she goes with our daughter). The third time I go with them and get a cheap holiday for 2 weeks, car hire - Free from cousin, food - cooked by mother in law and a family of babysitters around!!!!

Hurray for me!
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#7
Donkey, you are a lucky cunt.

Sluggy, yes I am attention seeking. Move south and we can drink meths together.
 
#8
Daft Bastard. You should have done what I did, marry a bird from abroad.
I did, and have happily lived abroad since '97.

She, however, moved back to the UK 3 months ago. Apparently, it's only short term for the contract she's on, but it doesn't stop me being fucking lonely
 
#9
Donkey, you are a lucky cunt.

Sluggy, yes I am attention seeking. Move south and we can drink meths together.
Get fucked.

I am not moving South.

Unless they have cake.
 
#11
#12
I did, and have happily lived abroad since '97.

She, however, moved back to the UK 3 months ago. Apparently, it's only short term for the contract she's on, but it doesn't stop me being fucking lonely
So do the only decent thing and top yourself.

B&T - never mind south west, get yourself to wales:

Mountain Bothy locations in England, Scotland and Wales. MBA

2 days tranquility, a book, some booze and some solitude....take photos for me please! I miss them there bothies.
 
#13

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#15
#16
I am not into anal.

Sun and cake sounds good. Pick me up at seven.
I was one (two) upping - not looking to deprive Jarod
 
#17
#20
Daft Bastard. You should have done what I did, marry a bird from abroad. I don't want to hurt your emotional state at the moment, but at around 11am, two weeks today (23rd Sept) I shall wave goodbye to my wife and daughter as they depart on a lovely 2 week holiday abroad to see her family. I shall be at home alone, for a full 2 weeks, watching Ross Kemp in Afghanistan (again, it's part of my routine now) drinking beer and beating myself off over internet porn.

Oh yeh, this happens twice a year (that she goes with our daughter). The third time I go with them and get a cheap holiday for 2 weeks, car hire - Free from cousin, food - cooked by mother in law and a family of babysitters around!!!!

Hurray for me!
Which country?
 

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