Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by B_AND_T, Sep 9, 2012.

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  1. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Time out because the wife and kids are doing my fucing head in.

    No pay.

    Just me getting pissed for a couple of days.

    South West is preferable.

    I can cook though.

    Oh and by the way, the wife and kids are cunts.

    Any reasonable offer accepted.
  2. Shut up you big screamer.
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  3. Is that an offer sluggy? :D
  4. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Fucking no chance. She is on drugs and lives oooppp north.

    I can deal with the drugs though.
  5. You'd squish me.

    He's got my number the boring cunt, he could phone me so I could sneeze down the phone if he wanted.

    He's a fucking attention seeker. Punch him.
  6. Daft Bastard. You should have done what I did, marry a bird from abroad. I don't want to hurt your emotional state at the moment, but at around 11am, two weeks today (23rd Sept) I shall wave goodbye to my wife and daughter as they depart on a lovely 2 week holiday abroad to see her family. I shall be at home alone, for a full 2 weeks, watching Ross Kemp in Afghanistan (again, it's part of my routine now) drinking beer and beating myself off over internet porn.

    Oh yeh, this happens twice a year (that she goes with our daughter). The third time I go with them and get a cheap holiday for 2 weeks, car hire - Free from cousin, food - cooked by mother in law and a family of babysitters around!!!!

    Hurray for me!
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  7. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Donkey, you are a lucky cunt.

    Sluggy, yes I am attention seeking. Move south and we can drink meths together.
  8. I did, and have happily lived abroad since '97.

    She, however, moved back to the UK 3 months ago. Apparently, it's only short term for the contract she's on, but it doesn't stop me being fucking lonely
  9. Get fucked.

    I am not moving South.

    Unless they have cake.
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  10. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I have cake, any chance of a bunk up?
  11. Do you really want the answer to that?
  12. So do the only decent thing and top yourself.

    B&T - never mind south west, get yourself to wales:

    Mountain Bothy locations in England, Scotland and Wales. MBA

    2 days tranquility, a book, some booze and some solitude....take photos for me please! I miss them there bothies.
  13. I've got cake, the sun, and an empty house
  14. Pot fucking kettle!
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  15. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I am not into anal.

    Sun and cake sounds good. Pick me up at seven.