Discussion in 'Lonely Hearts' started by CGS, Jun 19, 2002.
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Well? What say you?
CGS, I may be able to help. Several of my wonderful chums are single.
Do you have any specific requirements?
Female with a pulse would do me at the minute...
to be perfectly honest it's getting to the stage where a pulse is an otional extra
Humps, I had no idea....
Drop me a line and we'll sort something out with my bevvy of beauts. Cannot promise anything but the worst that could happen is that you get a penpal.
message on the way
This applies to all you lonely hearts out there - drop me a line if you would like penpals or potential dates...
Grumblin Subbie is first in line (after the general and anybody else who is senior of course)
Not really sure about the penpal business the boss doesnt like me holding sharp objects like pens and pencils case I urt myself.
Could give it a go behind his back (said the actress to the bishop) and I wont take up much of their time Ill write quick..
The date options sounds good. 10 or 15 seconds every other day during the week and 30 seconds per day at the weekends I like to take my time when dishing out grumblin lovin
Roll on you bevvy of beauties
Does that 10 or 15 seconds include the foreplay? ???
Well, for a start.. it's NOT twiddling a girls' nipples and saying 'Broadsword calling Danny Boy, come in Danny Boy...'
...That's right Sweetums, one needs to try and tune in Radio 4 on 'em, gets the old girl going don't you know BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
You boys need help.
Ok standing by for remedial signals training
Broadsword calling Danny boy , errhuumm, BROADSWORD CALLING DANNY BOY
I despair. You are beyond help.
Have you been reading my CR :-[
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