Wanted, woman!!

Discussion in 'Lonely Hearts' started by NOMAD, Jul 9, 2003.

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  1. Calling all women in England (or maybe other sunnier climes)!
    Just leave your details after the click, and I'll be sure to get back to you!
  2. desperate!
  3. obviously!
  4. Obvious toyboy  ;) ;D
  5. .....and the problem with 'toyboys' is that,....... ya just can't get rid of 'em!  ;)
  6. Where as toy women can be deflated and put back in the wardrobe ;D
  7. .....and there you have it,..... ORG hit the nail right on the head!  NOMAD, get yerself an inflatable wumman!   ::)
  8. If you hit an inflatable woman on the head with a nail........wouldn't she burst?   ;D
  9. I'll lend you mine NOMAD...............she just needs a little rinse out ;)
  10. *passes NOMAD the bleach*
  11. That'll be the industrial strength bleach.  She's not had a 'rinse' for a couple of months! ;)
  12. You'll need to nip down to Halfords as well mate and get yourself a puncture repair kit.............got a bit carried away a few weeks back ;)
  13. PM me for a date


    Ms Gunny Highway
  14. Gunny........you're a right slapper!
  15. I wouldn't say that.  My balls are like melons at the mo, so I wouldn't turn down anything (except Mighty, PTP or Woooopert!).