We need input for two parts of the front page; firstly the joke welcome message that appears next to a username when logged - in the format: "User, you've got a face like..." (i.e. it will always follow "Username, "). These are picked randomly with each page view and there are only 3 at the moment. Secondly the main front page image is drawn from this album in the gallery: http://arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/coppermine/thumbnails/album=30.html (thanks already to an unknown 1RRF photographer, and Fallschirmjaeger - I hope you don't mind me putting your photos there to start us off). To submit a picture for this you will need to be reasonably handy with an image editor or know some who is, as the image should be exactly: 468 pixels wide x 260 pixels high Maximum 30kB (i.e. a medium compressed jpeg) It is very important that it is your own or with permission (owner can be credited in the gallery, but not on the front page). Good quality. Suitable for the front of the site - i.e. not too offensive. Have a military connection. Not be boring!