The following little gem appeared on page 3 of freebie daily rag Metro today:
Comments fellow Arrsers please.
An internet sex shop is looking for people to test a pill that, ahem, 'makes your sexual fluids taste fruity'. LoveHoney.co.uk is offering Â£200 for couples to take the pills twice daily and give a blow-by-blow (spot the gag?) account online. The Sweet Release Oral Sex Enhancement pills come in two flavours - apple for men and lemon for women. Its makers, US-based Blue Mountain Neutrceutical, claims it will make 'your semen change from salty to a delicious apple taste'. While the 100% herbal supplement has passed safety tests, LoveHoney said it needs to try out the stock. 'We have just started selling them and we want to make sure they work,' spokeswoman Ali Carnegie said. They are looking for couples who are up for the job despite the low pay. 'People should really do this for love,' Ms Carnegie added.