It seems poor old Harry Hill has been overworked and is resigning from his £3m ITV contract despite an extra £1m pay offer TV Harry Hill to end 9 years of Burping | The Sun |Showbiz|TV To quote the poor baldy bloke: In June Harry joked that working on the show had left him "suicidal", adding: "It is a drag. One year I did 21 shows most series are only eight. At the end of it I was completely mental." WTF, and please excuse me while I get out the violins but what the fuck did you do for the other 344 days??? That works out at around £142,857 per show not too fooking bad for pulling funny faces and acting like a goon in front of a camera. In the mean time I'm willing for only half the sallary to shave both of my bollocks (which are about as equally tallented) and plop them on the telly while someone voice overs funny clips of other people's TV programes. What suggestions have you for an easier way for Mr Hill to keep himself, in the style to which he is accustomed?