WANTED: Mil fitness instructor

Discussion in 'Health and Fitness' started by Tankslider, Sep 13, 2011.

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  1. Not for me... for a lady...

    Somewhere near Hayling Island, a friend of mine is keen to tone up for some television work that she is due to be doing. Will pay decent rates, so... a qualified PTI / fitness instructor is required to beast her... in the nicest possible way. No, not like that.

    Any takers?
  2. pics?
    how muchwork does she need?
  3. Very much doubt it. Hang around on the off-chance, but don't get your hopes up.
  4. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    WANTED: Milf itness instructor

    How much does it pay?
  5. MILF itness is about right :)
  6. I could teach her how to eat chockerlit if that's any help........
  7. She could hobble down to the surgery and back with me and then I could show her an Eddie Stone CD or two over a nice cup of tea/images/smilies/icon_excited.gif.pagespeed.ce.Ifo2oGJmTJ.gif
  8. Where the hell is Hayling Island, and how do i get there! You don't get offers like this every day!
  9. I'll take her running if she drags her lardy arse up to Aldershot!
  10. You could get double money if you get other ARRSERS to help out Slugster..........10 times up Bigbirds folds on her stomach...GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  11. That's a no, then.

    PTIs can't work 'puters, clearly...
  12. <----- PTI 'puter operator! But a bit or a trek for me im afraid!
  13. Did you get my pm
  14. I hadn't, but I have now. Thank you, I will suggest that