ooooooooohh, I don't know............rather fancy a Samuel Jackson, or a nicely turned out Viggo Mortenson, or even a lightly done Gary Sinise..........in the absence of a home grown Irishman of course.....
Carlos, for goodness sake, I'm a tree hugging pagan, I don't do electronics!!! Give me the real thing any time..............of course, it would help if I could find an Englishman who didn't quake in his shoes when I smiled at him - I'm coming to the conclusion that they are all wimps................so, give me a colonial or a celt any time, at least they don't run and hide at the sight of a tiger....... (of course, I still have to overcome the small problem of them trying to shoot me, skin me and lay me on their floors........... )
Oh Prods you really are letting the side down girl!
Irishmen are stormy bastards who invariably drink excessively and have very strange brains...well my old one did!..at least the Irish do have a great sense of humour..well they need one- having to put up with that dreadful man Ian Paisley and the likes
Spams are just arrogant and stupid..but they do call one maam just like in the films (swoon)..(saves joining the army to have guys say that to you)
If you're scaring the men put a pink fluffy outfit on, paint your nails and do the girly thing at first...by the time you show you're really a fearless tiger they'll be relaxed with you and cope with it...oh dear....do I sound very like one who knows?! ha ha ha
Avoid the Welsh..unless you don't mind them turning their heads to admire sheep instead of your cleavage.
Avoid the Scots...That border is there for a reason.
You're right about old Catherine - she wasn't averse to having the occasional good looking soldier washed, oiled and brought to her palace either.................and I'm sure she would have had even an Amercan one!! (or three........)
Anyway, that's by the by, apart from my mate MDN and BB, no-one has leaped to the defence of the Englishman.........come on Carlos, stop obsessing about dildos (you need to get out of the city, it's not good for you!)