Wanted land for air rifle shooting - free vermin control!

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  1. Land required in the Berkshire/Hampshire borders area for air rifle shooting, keep vermin under control for free!
    crows, rooks, jackdaws, magpies, jays, woodpigeon, collared doves, feral pigeons, brown rats, grey squirrels and rabbits can be dealt with.

    B.A.S.A insured, outbuildings, crops and boundaries respected, references available if required, send me a PM if your interested.
     
  2. B_R_L,

    There's a massive vermin problem in Hampshire (South to be precise). They're a strange breed that has evolved due to hundreds of years of inbreeding between the descendants of press gangs and street whores in Portsmouth. They're called 'Pompey Mushes'.

    How much would you charge in order to erradicate this menace?
     
  3. Sorry mate the musheys skulls have evolved to such a thickness that my old pea shooter wont be much cop against them:

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    a pompey mushey leers at a fine Reading filley

    I suggest getting hold of something like this to eradicate your problem:
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    scorched earth is the way forward!