Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Cynical-Subbie, Apr 27, 2005.
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Does exactly what it says on the tin.
Wrong forum, but a refreshing advertisement in Classified Ads!
But have you read the maintenance contract for one of us? It's very extensive.
Works out in the long run if you get a hooker.
Just think no nagging
All she wants to do is have sex then leave.
Doesnt whinge about kids/starting a family.
you dont have to meet her family for sunday dinners
Doesnt take you to the cleaners if you split up with her, as you can just find yourself a new model or even have a different one every night of the week!!
All relationships are a form of prostitution, as well known.
Don't get me wrong, it is a total pain in the arrse having a chick, but it is about time I got one. Bored and fancy the challenge. Anyone up for it?
No - apart from which, I am male... But thank you for the kind offer..... (havenÂ´t you any cleaners in the mess?).
What do you have to offer?
I know him, he has nothing to offer!
"They all need loving" is his motto.
I can drink myself into oblivion, be really arrogant and generally mistreat you. Oh, and I'm also honest!
And by the way, they do all need loving!
If 'they all need loving' then surely you don't really have problems getting a GF as you are obviously not picky!!
Helps if they aren't picky as well as he is no oil painting!
Ahhh! I see the problem
C_S Try this you'll meet some really interesting people
Or this if you're a Bitch (Taker)
Or this if you're a Butch (Giver)
Tried Speed Dating - Didn't work. It was on R&R from Iraq and by the time I got back the only one that wasn't a nutter had a bloke.
Tried dating website - Shite. All civvies.
There's always hope (but not much)!
Well now who's being picky there?
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