Why don't you go to Sandhurst, there are loads of them there (granted they aren't officers yet but give them time and they will be) and you can take your pick from the best minds and most robust bodies of their generation.
Obviously you will be competing with a every other cadet there but hey! You sound like a top bloke so you should do just fine!
I know it's "high intensity pulling" but nothing ventured!
It may be that they're put off by a guy who can't say what he does, where he lives or what car he drives.
In fact the only thing we do know about you is that you go to Kick boxing classes and own a set of nun-chakkas (how do you spell this?) and also some throwing stars no doubt ( OK I made that bit up ).
I may be wrong but given the general tone and style of chat on the boards here I think your probability of meeting up with some winsome Int Core stunner with perfect manners, a laugh like summer rain, knickers from La Perla and the Bedroom habits of Madonna (the singer not Mum-of-God) are reasonably low - OK I'll level with you - it's not going to happen.
(If you are a winsome Int Core stunner with perfect manners, a laugh like summer rain, knickers from La Perla and the Bedroom habits of Madonna (the singer not Mum-of-God) by the way I'M YOUR MAN FORGET TEDROGERS - I'M THE ONE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR)
I take it you've all been good chaps and printed out flyers to distribute in your locality. WTF happened to this post anyway?
There is nothing wrong with baking - although if you're lacking in morale courage or feeling like a wimp I wouldn't advise admitting that you indulge! Tea and cakes are probably the best things in my life at the mo - remember i'm single!
I am looking for an officer type, not ness an officer, just someone with a certain level of sophistication combined with a fiesty outlook (think Martina Hingis)
nice TR7 ad, where is that from? and how on earth did he get it in his bedroom? (the car that is.)
No-one ever has got the Tedrogers joke - what is wrong with you people anyway?!