want to score? Join the Ukrainian army

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by codbutt, Jul 4, 2008.

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  1. Fancy trapping a nice Ukrainian lass? Well, join the Ukrainian army as a contract soldier, and you'll be guaranteed loads of it. Check out this TV ad. Would this work in Britain?


    No, I think not. If only because we don't have women like that in UK.
  2. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Join the Ukranian Army and you too could feature in a Porn 'B' movie and wear a pretty gay blue hat, and drive a 50 year old APC whilst looking like the village people.
  3. Oh FFS

    That ad looks like some hormonal kid's school proyect.
  4. Mr Happy

    Mr Happy LE Moderator

    quality, not a track suit in site..
  5. That's because Ukrainian Army is run by the village people masquerading as a porn "B" movie cast.
  6. The one with the big f*ck off ear rings who keeps smiling at the camera looks like she's disturbed.
  7. That happens all the time in Aldershot only that the local horror bags here hurl bags of pish at passing land rovers!
  8. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    I wish I could get on my Hotmail from here. I got sent a tremendous photo from my old Brussels office of a Ukrainian Army parade. Entirely female unit. Every single one wearing tight pencil skirts (which always do it for me) and all at least 8/10. It's probably done the rounds on here already.
  9. Funny as F***
  10. couldn't stop laughing..
  11. Curse you DII(F) that would do it for me too. Put it on your to do list when you get home will you Bruno? If it had done the rounds, I'd have remembered such a *cough* stirring Military sight :D
  12. There, scroll to the end of the page and enjoy. :)

  13. Hang on though, they have feckin great big BTR and they drive off without putting the girls in the back and taking them back to barracks?!? Or at least the car park at the back of the pub. They must be as gay as they look.
  14. I don't care what they say about you Domovoy, you just made my Friday! Obviously the Ukranian RQMS doesn't have an NSN for Arrses , Female , Extra Wide. :D

    While the Ad is LCD stuff , it gets the message across "Ukranian squaddies like beer, big guns and hot women, Ukranian women know what Ukranian squaddies like" , and not a minger in sight.

    Wonder what a British Army equivalent would look like?