Want To Be on TV?

Discussion in 'Films, Music and All Things Artsy' started by Bad CO, May 14, 2013.

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  1. Bad CO

    Bad CO LE Admin Reviews Editor Gallery Guru

    Just had this in by email!

  2. I nominate Joker62, he's been on telly before and he's sensitive.
  3. I've just pm'd someone who might push up the viewing figures ...
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  4. Once!! And sensitive?? Sensible maybe!
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  5. I'm reliably informed that he'd rather dress as a child and sleep in a BBC studio than appear on TV.
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  6. I don't think crime watch counts!

    Sent using the power of voodoo and a shite Samsung phone
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  7. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

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  8. I wonder if they need crew.
  9. Great show. Watched them all.

    You have no Idea how many puns and jokes I have had to stifle.
  10. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    not sure if they would approve of my home made smocks, chest rigs and webbing pouches :)

    can we send dale? as an alleged woman she should either know all about the suject or we will see a wonderwebbed dress.
  11. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I know how to darn socks, and how to remove stripes from No 2 dress following a quick visit to the CO's office! Does that count?
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  12. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    oooh sock darning - now that's a lost art you could tour schools with that or hold bushcraft/teotwawki classes.
  13. Sock darning, said sock stretched over a tin of boot polish whilst you used the darning needle your Mum had given you when you departed for Basic. What a feckin waste of time and effort!
  14. HHH

    HHH LE

    To get more applicants, all they have to do is ask for people willing to work as backing Singers!
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  15. Knitted Pat 37 webbing....