Want to be left alone on the train / tube / whatsoever ?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by YesItsMe, Apr 5, 2009.

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  1. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)

    Well, it's not that difficult.

    Make sure you got your laptop with you and then just visit this website.

    Trust me, within seconds you will have all room you need.

    Enjoy till the cops arrive. :lol:

    Btw, wearing some arabic looking stuff might be helpful.
  2. Personally I find that getting my copy of the Koran out of my rucksack does the trick.....
  3. Far too complex, just do as a mate's mother once did - speak to the person sitting next to you (of course, it helps if, like her, you come from darkest Glasgow). Dab some Eau d'Special Brew on, and the whole train's youse's :twisted:
  4. I found on Friday evening that a quick chunda in front of one tends to clear a carriage quite nicely.