Want a hands free wank?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by sunnoficarus, Sep 21, 2012.

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  1. Lazy Bastards them Chinese, to idle to wank.
     
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  2. and your choice of porn on the screen? Not bad, this will soon find its way into a 'commercial application'
     
  3. 2 QUESTIONS - How much, and do they come with an extended warranty?
     
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  4. oh, yes and do they come with 'larger attachments'(ahem - obviously)
     
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  5. I think more importantly

    How is it cleaned and how often?!
     
  6. Local homosexuals provide a slurp and lick cleaning service.
     
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  7. How does it know when to stop?
     
  8. Why would you want it to stop?
     
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  9. Was it built by an engineer?
     
  10. ...possibly. Surely it was conceived and built by a guy!
     
  11. I was wondering if they stand it on old beer crates when Europeans use it.
     
  12. They should make one that's a lot bigger and uglier for the usual beer goggled clientele :wink:
     
  13. It took me back to my training in the RASC when the instructor described the workings of the internal combustion four stroke engine in a way that I could understand: SUCK..SQUEEZE..BANG..BLOW.