wanna chat

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by xxLadybirdxx, Nov 6, 2006.

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  1. Hi there, anyone wanna chat to pass time, plz contact me xx
     
  2. Nah, not bored enough
     
  3. I'm bored enough! You start.
     
  4. Are you remotely attractive? ie Do you have a pulse?
     
  5. What do want to chat about then....the weather?

    or the current state of UK politics?

    Oh you are a female...both beyond you!
     
  6. T C why does she have to have a pulse, your to fussy mate.
     
  7. Enough of this idle chit chat you saucy little minx, a kiss from those soft lips then back to my place for some out of area operations.
     
  8. Ladybird that is.... not BB.....
     
  9. J_D

    J_D LE

    Opening line of the century!

    It may work in your favour to add a little description about you and your intentions.
     
  10. Does that matter when everyone on here has their own intentions anyway? :twisted:
     
  11. I actually have no intentions, just at a loose end.
     
  12. Thanks for clearing that up T C.

    Anyway just like to say welcome to Ladybird. Im sure she is lovely.
     
  13. Hi ladies! wanna chat, I'm a colossal pervert with all the social charms and grace of a Klingon who has been at the Romulan Wine also my intentions are entirely dishonorable...

    Does that work?
     
  14. What is this site turning into with posts like that?! xxLadybirdxx i suggest you try googling faceparty
     
  15. You'll have them queuing up at your door holding a bottle of wine and a ceremonial dagger.