Wann see my tips?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by fairy_nuff, Mar 10, 2009.

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  1. Well you would never know it looking at the News but there is actually a BIG horse racing festival on at the moment in a place called Cheltenham, not the Ladies College.

    I had two winners and a second today so tomorrow I am going for

    1.30 Can't Buy time

    2.05 Mad Max

    2.40 Gone to lunch

    3.20 Scotsirish

    4.00 Gee dee nen

    4.40 Ronaldo des mottes

    There I've shown you mine how about showing me yours?
     
  2. Sorry Fairy,

    I thought this was a grot thread about oriental birds.
     
  3. don,t eat yellow snow and don,t put your fingers where you wouldn,t put your knob.
     
  4. My tip.

    Avoid cheltenham esp the roads for the rest of the week.

    Loads of imported hookers though ;)

    Forget to add, you can spend you spare euro's in the pub this week.
     
  5. Never try and fcuk your brother in the arrse while he sleeps.
     
  6. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

  7. My tip: Apply red nail polish to your nails before clipping them.
    The red nails will be much easier to spot on your bathroom carpet.
    (Unless you have a red carpet, in which case a contrasting polish should be selected).
     
  8. ha ha. Crap day on Wendesday search party still out for most of them. 3 winners today. Sort yourselves out for tomorrow but I'm going for Neptune and Barbar shop (good luck Queenie)
     
  9. If you need to take a phone call when driving, pop your mobile inside a big shell, then the police will think you're just listening to the sea.
     
  10. Never mind looks as though 1000 other throbbers did too

    Didn't mean to be misleading but if you can't read.......you will end up a cul de sac