Wann see my tips?

Well you would never know it looking at the News but there is actually a BIG horse racing festival on at the moment in a place called Cheltenham, not the Ladies College.

I had two winners and a second today so tomorrow I am going for

1.30 Can't Buy time

2.05 Mad Max

2.40 Gone to lunch

3.20 Scotsirish

4.00 Gee dee nen

4.40 Ronaldo des mottes

There I've shown you mine how about showing me yours?
don,t eat yellow snow and don,t put your fingers where you wouldn,t put your knob.
My tip.

Avoid cheltenham esp the roads for the rest of the week.

Loads of imported hookers though ;)

Forget to add, you can spend you spare euro's in the pub this week.


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My tip: Apply red nail polish to your nails before clipping them.
The red nails will be much easier to spot on your bathroom carpet.
(Unless you have a red carpet, in which case a contrasting polish should be selected).
If you need to take a phone call when driving, pop your mobile inside a big shell, then the police will think you're just listening to the sea.

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