I thought I was pretty laid back. Broad-minded even. Never been averse to coating the odd weasel in lube nor testing gas axes for their erotic uses. I even thought that old Chrimbo film, "Eels for Pleasure" was a trg vid. But then I was sent a web address, www.dribbling_clowns.com Apparently for fans of Tolkien & similar. Being the inquisitive type I ventured into the fora to see what sort of hot doris is into this, hoping for a flock of Angelina Jolie lookalikes. I fecking wish I hadn't. None of the cnuts are very well. I reckon most of them are called Hank or Billy-Bob. I'm pretty sure not many resemble Lara Croft either. Not content with stuffing fairly regular items up their chuffs, these rÃ´le-playing inbreds want to be shagged by mythical creatures ! They're not all off their rockers, one clever bugger cottoned onto this niche market and makes expensive dragon dicks with which the moonhowlers can shag whatever remains of their drug-addled brains out. Kit like this: The only saving grace or excuse for their bizarre pastime is that they all come from the land of the free, but I bet the Founding Fathers hadn't envisaged this bunch when they wrote out their amendments. Some of these card-carrying cretins actually believe themselves to be dragons in human guise, which only proves the DEA aren't pulling their weight. Still, it puts a whole new meaning on "Puff The Magic Dragon." ps. All females who don't have a boat like a bucket of smashed crabs and need some dragon lurve send applications via PM.