Yes I'll say it before you bunch of wankers. I'm a wanker. At least literally, hopefully not metaphorically in the eyes of my esteemed fellow Arrsers. However, I have a dilemma I've fucking broken it! I've done the equivalent of what eating a box of sugar puffs does the the roof of your mouth. I was bored Ok, so I had a wank, still bored so had a couple more. well i won't be doing it tonight or tomorrow that's for sure. As this is not the first time this has happened I've obviously got a training need and require some re-edumication. Tips and hints accepted, but offers of physical hands on learning will only be taken up if offered by female members preferably with nursing experience. So what's the way forward? one of those flesh lights ( slightly grim if you ask me ) or a cheap eastern European hooker on a block booking? I cast my dilemma to the court and await my learned colleagues sage advice!