This afternoon I found my mind wandering and accidentally ended up naked cradling my erect tool...... I'd already beaten it earlier in the day so it took a bit longer to get to vinegars before sending a fine jet of milky paste skywards. After mopping up I got dressed, licked the bit off the back of my hand and carried on about my business. After finishing work I sat on my bed and started to get undressed, top off, t shirt, trollies left sock, right sock then pain like having pins jammed up your toenails by japs shot through me..... with my sock came away a handfull of leg hair, matted from a dribble of gravy I'd missed when mopping up my mess. I'm sat here, with a beg red blotch and my legs look like Lilly Savages I've lost that much hair off them.... Immac, it must be made of spunk, that fcuking knackered. Anyone else got cars from thrapping?