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Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by phil245, Sep 11, 2012.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    I remember being at school and my mate Dave turned up late for a lesson with a huge smile on his face.

    "You've been for a crafty wank in the toilets, haven't you?" I whispered."

    Can you tell?" he asked.

    "Of course," I said, quickly standing up, "Sir, Dave has just been wanking in the toilets!"