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Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by phil245, Feb 27, 2012.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    a man was standing in the kitchen, having a wank, when his wife walks in. without saying a word, she kneels down in front of him and gives him the best blowjob he's ever had and swallows. as she stands up he says to her " we haven't had sex for weeks and then you give me a great blowjob, why"? she says " I have just spent 1/2 an hour mopping the floor, and it's quicker to go and brush my teeth than it is to mop it again"!
     
  2. the best wank ever....


    When your girlfriend uses her fanny to wank you off...
     
  3. It's even better when your girlfriend does it.
     
  4. fair one!!!!
     
  5. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    My girlfriend woke up during the night last night.

    "Have you just been masturbating?" She asked.

    "Yeah," I said. "Did the movement of the bed wake you up?"

    "No it didn't you dirty bastard," she replied, wiping down her chin.