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wank question - bit pissed

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by beer, Aug 18, 2011.

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  1. I am currently in a wank hotel watching Gary: Tank Commander on BBC iPlayer. I have also watched about 4 episodes of Weeds, one episode of Peep Show and a Live at the Apollo gig. Anyway...

    ...During the opening credits of Gary: Mildly Amusing Sometimes - The guy makes his A1 ready with the right hand. Oops. But, it made me wonder, why is it conventionally done with the left? I am sure there must be a reason, but I can't really move my Kirin riddled brain into any effective mode of thought. Hic.
     
  2. Christ you must be bored
     
  3. was going to suggest porn hub my friend but that wouldnt really help right now would it?
     
  4. I forgot to mention, I'm wanked out as of 6pm. Pornhub and "NATURAL TIT ASIAN BRUNETTE DOCTOR " did that for me. To be fair, I'm in Bracknell and losing the will to live...
     
  5. Keep your controlling hand on the pistol grip. .
    huuurrr hurr
     
  6. PS John Bishop is shit...
     
  7. lubetube justwatchporn tubelogr slutload
     
  8. lovely teeth though