Walting under the influence

Plum Crazy

Clanker
Getting loaded and bullshitting to your hearts content is all fun and games till someone gets recorded claiming that they have made friends in the IRA and can have people killed, just because they're all butthurt over some squabble in a web forum.

Ladies and Germs, I present the Drunken American IRA Walt

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Plum Crazy

Clanker
It gets better. The scant details he's posted online about his own military service are quite interesting. He seems to have been a Chemical Recon Special Forces Paratrooper and National Guard Green Beret. On 2 sites he's listed a total of four regiment. It doesn't make sense as the 19th SFG are linked with the 190th Chemical Detachment Recon, not the 900th.
Will Gelvin military history.jpg
Veteran Directory - https://www.vetfriends.com/veterandirectory/?member=392208
Linkedin Profile - https://www.linkedin.com/in/william-gelvin-1439a1a6/

He could be the Moby Dick of Bullshitters, the Holy Grail Great White Walt
and he's a 100% certified prick to boot
 

FORMER_FYRDMAN

LE
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what the **** exactly is "chemical recon"? is it sort of like looking under the sink for a bottle of bleach?

Judging from recent threads, it's the specialisation of choice for a growing number of Arrsers.
 
It gets better. The scant details he's posted online about his own military service are quite interesting. He seems to have been a Chemical Recon Special Forces Paratrooper and National Guard Green Beret. On 2 sites he's listed a total of four regiment. It doesn't make sense as the 19th SFG are linked with the 190th Chemical Detachment Recon, not the 900th.
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Veteran Directory - https://www.vetfriends.com/veterandirectory/?member=392208
Linkedin Profile - https://www.linkedin.com/in/william-gelvin-1439a1a6/

He could be the Moby Dick of Bullshitters, the Holy Grail Great White Walt
and he's a 100% certified prick to boot

I say old chap, you are aware that this is a (loosely themed) British Army Website?

We are concerned about which biscuits we are being served with our tea, not an Mercan walt.

Please correct your spelling of "Stolen Valor"

Toodle pip.
 

Plum Crazy

Clanker
I say old chap, you are aware that this is a (loosely themed) British Army Website?

We are concerned about which biscuits we are being served with our tea, not an Mercan walt.

Please correct your spelling of "Stolen Valor"

Toodle pip.
I'm banned from Facebook so I can't contact 'THEM' but I figure if I leave it here the rabid paintballers will set to on the egregious ******
 

ACAB

LE
I'm banned from Facebook so I can't contact 'THEM' but I figure if I leave it here the rabid paintballers will set to on the egregious ******
I say, Old boy, 10 out of 10 for using the word 'Egregious'.

Edit: Bollox, beaten to it by @Charlie4
 
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