Walting to get a shag

#1
Semi serious-question and in response to the recent thread about b*llshitting to get a bit.

Has anybody ever found it actually an effective technique? Whenever, I have tried to get a shag embellishing slightly my meager tales of foreign climes, I find that you get put into the "trying too hard" category pretty quickly.

Christ only knows what the result would be if one claimed to be an SAS Colonel/Jet pilot with a DSO and Bar!

Is this just my experience?
 
#3
Semi serious-question and in response to the recent thread about b*llshitting to get a bit.

Has anybody ever found it actually an effective technique? Whenever, I have tried to get a shag embellishing slightly my meager tales of foreign climes, I find that you get put into the "trying too hard" category pretty quickly.

Christ only knows what the result would be if one claimed to be an SAS Colonel/Jet pilot with a DSO and Bar!

Is this just my experience?
Still in the Pioneer Corps mate or have the library run out of colouring books?

I was challenging the underlying assumption of yesterdays post, the premise of which, was that walting could get one a shag.

Do try to keep up old boy.
 
#4
He means that it is virtually the same argument on the other thread. Why start another one?

Do try to keep up old boy!
 
#8
Still in the Pioneer Corps mate or have the library run out of colouring books?

I was challenging the underlying assumption of yesterdays post, the premise of which, was that walting could get one a shag.

Do try to keep up old boy.

You have to admit SP these to Threads are very, very, very, similar and the responses therefore would be very, very, similar - if you get my drift!
 
#9
You have to admit SP these to Threads are very, very, very, similar and the responses therefore would be very, very, similar - if you get my drift!
I do admit it is very close, however, the other thread sparked my train of thought and I wondered if enhancing your military prowess might actually lead to a bonk whereas the other thread operated on the assumption that it would.

S'all
 
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#18
If you're at some sort of function that requires military dress - weddings are extremely good hunting ground - then wandering around with a certain amount of bling on your chest does cause a bit of a flurry amongst the bridesmaids as it were - kilts for some weird reason also attract a lot of attention - the caveat of course being that you need to have earned it as there might be others present who realise your VC/DSO/SAS Beret might not actually be yours and call attention to the fact.
 
#19
I have, on occasion, pretended to be sober when chasing the bearded whelk.
 
#20
If you're at some sort of function that requires military dress - weddings are extremely good hunting ground - then wandering around with a certain amount of bling on your chest does cause a bit of a flurry amongst the bridesmaids as it were - kilts for some weird reason also attract a lot of attention - the caveat of course being that you need to have earned it as there might be others present who realise your VC/DSO/SAS Beret might not actually be yours and call attention to the fact.
That's not Walting though!

To be honest, I have got more f*cks telling the women I am an accountant(which is now true) than I ever got in the Army!
 

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