Walting sloppo


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Seeing the BMI of the "War and Peace" walts they must have SS Kitchen staff every 50m or some of these reenacting crowd might pass out.
I thought all sloppo's were walts. None of them passed the fecking course!
Does he know the German for

'ONE fucking sausage, CUNT!'?

Looks a bit young to tell stories of the last egg banjo in the bunker.
Next you will be telling me Steven Seagal was a WALT aswell......fuckingwalthunters
The cheroot is a nice touch.

Its been years since the head chef had his own ashtray in the kitchen.
Which reminds me of the story about the pessimistic German vegetarian, she always feared the wurst.
You lie. There were no cooks in the German Luftwaffe. The meals were all prepared by contract catering staff to the usual Hotel Ritz standard.

'Who called the cook a cunt?' 'Who called that cunt a cook'

I'll get me coat.........
Establishing the credibility of this sloppy is easy...Simply ask him what Brunch meant? If he answers anything other than it was an excuse for them not getting in on time, after a night on the piss! Then he is obviously a wrong un, who should be burned under a hotplate lamp...Rather like every meal I had served up in the cookhouse!

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