It has been brought to the attention of a number of ARRSER'S that a sad female ARRSE maiden has taken it upon herself to become a walt. Not any old walt but a SCH walt. This jackanory telling, lard scented harridan, has been spinning many a tale through the corridors of ARRSE. The old and bold male members of ARRSE apparently have a lot to answer for. I'm under the impression if this, fizzy, fiesty, individual has actually 'bumped ugly bits' with the amount of members she claims, she is in fact a very, very, baggy hooped, dare I say it.......whore all be it a lying one! This of course chugged along nicely and spawned a SCH, 'defining' moment so:- What maketh a SCH I hear you say? In a recent survey conducted in the bastion of research areas (Chat-room) it was decided that: A. Pads Brats are exempt from the term SCH - they are always c0ck hungry. (apparently) B. You can not serve, shag numerous other squaddies and be a SCH - you are merely a slag C. More than 2 or more ARRSERS in a short period of time does a SCH make D. Anyone looking for a Squaddie Im throwing this open to the floor, WHAT by definition is a SCH? Should a walting SCH be named and shamed? Are you a SCH and feel the need to 'get it off your chest', go public, name your conquests, ARRSER's or otherwise OR are you going to force those in the know, to do it for you? Are you in fact the walting SCH and want to confess, lie and attempt to talk your way out of the 'squalid lies and massive jackanory stories' in short BULLSHOITE you have been spreading? (Or do you want me to name and shame you, believe me I can make it sound an awful lot worse than it actually is, you sad, pitiful, twisted individual, choice is yours?) Use this thread for, a serious, heartfelt in depth look into SCH's, their lives, loves, shags, admissions and for those that have to tell LIES at least try and make it believeable!