Walting for sex Vs persec

#1
In the midst of trying to wean myself off the haridans palace that is Plentyoffish i stumbled across this:

well hung soldier looking for sex - m4w

And i cant help but wonder, assuming that our Rambo Romeo is genuine, should you risk persec in the quest to get balls deep/made airtight?

If however, the "well hung" Casanova is a walt, as he's seemingly only out to pull is that ok? after all I, and I suspect a fair few others, have given myself a fair few mundane jobs in the interest of "ahem" persec.
 
#3
Now a days it seems ok to cut about town in uniform etc, even encouraged I believe to up the profile of the army. Also, this chap is in the pursuit of clunge, so what the hey...to coin a yank phrase.
 
#5
Just tell them you're Jason Bourne. That's what I do, I've been saying it long enough that I believe it myself now. And if they give you any sass you just break their neck, nick their passport and claim amnesia. Easy.
 
#6
He looks about 5 feet tall which would make him well hung compared to a badger? Errr never having had sex with dwarves or badgers errrr, Cabana will know, hes had sex with both.
 
#7
Craigslist comes up as an "all in" now rather than separated, I dont think I could handle being bummed, was sore from a doc's finger. You would think he was paying for that lube himself
 
#8
Now a days it seems ok to cut about town in uniform etc, even encouraged I believe to up the profile of the army. Also, this chap is in the pursuit of clunge, so what the hey...to coin a yank phrase.
He'd get a fucking nasty surprise if he caught up with me!
 

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#9
Well, let's see... No medals... No obvious bit of kit... No claim to any regiment... Not a walt, just a wally...
 
#12
He must be fugly if he can't get a shag from the local SCH munters and has to advertise.
 
#13
Craigslist comes up as an "all in" now rather than separated, I dont think I could handle being bummed, was sore from a doc's finger. You would think he was paying for that lube himself
Easy to fix- type in the search box either w4m / m4m / t4m. What ever your looking for put as the first letter.
 
#15
Now a days it seems ok to cut about town in uniform etc, even encouraged I believe to up the profile of the army. Also, this chap is in the pursuit of clunge, so what the hey...to coin a yank phrase.

How things have changed.

In Aldershot, Farnborough and Camberley in the 70's and 80's the last thing you wanted the home counties birds to know was that you were a squaddie. Even the Paras would sometimes ditch their 'off duty Uniform' to up their game. I.e get into Raggamuffins or Pantiles.

There was a brief period post Falklands when the Army was 'cool' as far as the local 'soft targets' were concerned - but it didn't last.
 
#17
Cheers n-m, will try and remember that the next time im half cut with the horn. On a slightly more serious note, and perhaps i could have set the original post out better, if he is a walt, is it such a bad thing for a civvy to be claiming to be a soldier to get laid? i spent a fair amount of time yesterday catching up on the waltenkommando thread, and although many where deserving of it, there does seem to be an awful amount of vitriolic abuse aimed at many who are guilty of no more than just being a bit sad.

(like myself surfing for skank at 01:00 :S)
 

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