Walter The Softy Of ARRSE?

#1
Had a peek in the "Hardest Arrse Bloke" thread and quite frankly I was appalled at all the posturing and flexing going on in there. So I've started a thread for those of a more delicate disposition.

Plenty of Walts coming onto ARRSE but are you the Walter the Softy of ARRSE? If not who would you nominate? I nominate me because I get quite fearful at times and have been known to weep.
 
#3
I will nominate myself as a failed Walt.

I can mange the never served bit, but all that smartening up, having a shave, putting a blazer/uniform/hat on, then polishing all the fake bling, I just can't be arsed.
 

jarrod248

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#4
Had a peek in the "Hardest Arrse Bloke" thread and quite frankly I was appalled at all the posturing and flexing going on in there. So I've started a thread for those of a more delicate disposition.

Plenty of Walts coming onto ARRSE but are you the Walter the Softy of ARRSE? If not who would you nominate? I nominate me because I get quite fearful at times and have been known to weep.
And this after your larry Grayson thread I think we need to talk xx
 

wedge_cadman

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#5
I nominate me (because all the big boys on here argue over silly things and it makes me scared to post)
 
#7
I nominate my good friend Cloggie. He's such a NICE guy. Not at all butch, for a Dutchman...
 
#8
PRT, he has teddies on his bed. Just don't ask me how I know!
 
#12
I've resurrected Larry's ghost so you can get back to talking of your feminine issues, now did you burn that bra like I told you?

I reckon I qualify, I opened a cat lovers thread, so that makes me a soft cunt.

Not only that, but we took in the Ma In Law's Toy Poodle bitch when she..Ma.. fell off her perch. Mind you, the little fucker is nails, she's deaf and practically blind, keeps bumping into things that I put in her way, not to mention falling off the mantelpiece after I've sat her up there. Well, she should stay when I tell her to. Look..I just forget she's deaf as well as blind..and it relieves the boredom.
 
#13
my palms are nice and soft, does that count?
What a coincidence! I was examining the palms of my hands (for hairs) and noticed that they are no longer calloused, don't know when that happened.

Any road up, I am the neshest walt on here. Although I pose as an ex-soldier, I was in fact a BIII Clerk in The Royal Corps of Signals.

Beat that suckers.
 
#14
I reckon I qualify, I opened a cat lovers thread, so that makes me a soft cunt.

Not only that, but we took in the Ma In Law's Toy Poodle bitch when she..Ma.. fell off her perch. Mind you, the little fucker is nails, she's deaf and practically blind, keeps bumping into things that I put in her way, not to mention falling off the mantelpiece after I've sat her up there. Well, she should stay when I tell her to. Look..I just forget she's deaf as well as blind..and it relieves the boredom.
Would you mind awfully not swearing in here? It causes upset and nervousness when rough language is used.
 
#15
Had a peek in the "Hardest Arrse Bloke" thread and quite frankly I was appalled at all the posturing and flexing going on in there. So I've started a thread for those of a more delicate disposition.

Plenty of Walts coming onto ARRSE but are you the Walter the Softy of ARRSE? If not who would you nominate? I nominate me because I get quite fearful at times and have been known to weep.
Any bloke who can carry me back after a few cheeky ciders in the Vic that I drank out of his leg cannot be a softy. You are nails.

I think I qualify for being the biggest soft arrse on here, I am weak. pathetic and a girl. I have a ginger dog with one eye and am blonde.

I'd still batter you all.

Dale T xxx
 
#16
Would you mind awfully not swearing in here? It causes upset and nervousness when rough language is used.
He said the c word.
 
#17
Any bloke who can carry me back after a few cheeky ciders in the Vic that I drank out of his leg cannot be a softy. You are nails.

I think I qualify for being the biggest soft arrse on here, I am weak. pathetic and a girl. I have a ginger dog with one eye and am blonde.

I'd still batter you all.

Dale T xxx
Yeah but you made me carry you ... just after the cider dissolved the bones in your legs.
 
#18
Yeah but you made me carry you ... just after the cider dissolved the bones in your legs.
How many bushes did I fall in to?

Ladies and Gents, there is foliage in the Falklands.
 
#19
Would you mind awfully not swearing in here? It causes upset and nervousness when rough language is used.
Please accept my heartfelt and most sincere apologies, you really have no idea how upset I am to have caused offence. It was completely inappropriate, unnecessary and quite out of character.

Your best friend Tim will be overjoyed that you've finally come over to the other team.
 
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