Walter Mitty

#1
Hi,
I am looking for help. My brother is claiming to have served in the British army in Northern Ireland, also undercover in Afghanistan.... Among other potentially bullshit stories. I believe he is quite sick.

Is there anyone who can check records so I can prove to him he is unwell and needs to get help?

Thanks!

Weekell75
 
#2
Hi,
I am looking for help. My brother is claiming to have served in the British army in Northern Ireland, also undercover in Afghanistan.... Among other potentially bullshit stories. I believe he is quite sick.
How sick, is he posing as an RLC Chef?
 
#8
Hi,
I am looking for help. My brother is claiming to have served in the British army in Northern Ireland, also undercover in Afghanistan.... Among other potentially bullshit stories. I believe he is quite sick.

Is there anyone who can check records so I can prove to him he is unwell and needs to get help?

Thanks!

Weekell75

Hes gen bud, he taught me how to skin Afghan babies to make a coracle.
Not seen him since we HALO'd into Stoke Newington to infiltrate the Mosque and steal their recipe for Lamb Kebab for the Queen's BBQ on direct orders from Prince Phillip.
 
#9
Hi,
I am looking for help. My brother is claiming to have served in the British army in Northern Ireland, also undercover in Afghanistan.... Among other potentially bullshit stories. I believe he is quite sick.

Is there anyone who can check records so I can prove to him he is unwell and needs to get help?

Thanks!

Weekell75
I can check him out for you, but you might not like what I find.

Does he ever talk about "the balcony" - that is a usual sign that they are gen. Also referring to Afghanistan as "the Stan" or "the gan" is a dead give away that he should be walking around with black nasty over his eyes.

Anyway, my consultancy fee is £300 per day, square that away and i'll speak to Sm**ge at "H" and see if he's gen.

MB
 
#10
Fcuking Three Socks! Not heard from him since Sierra Leonne! I thought he had gone native in the Hindu Kush with Lenny The Beast.

Had a pint with him and Yellow Fred a few weeks ago. Reckons Lenny's become vegan and wants to open a Buddhist retreat.
 
#11
Had a pint with him and Yellow Fred a few weeks ago. Reckons Lenny's become vegan and wants to open a Buddhist retreat.
Well that's a turn up for the books, I recall Lennys party piece in The Lebanon was to smash a 10 course meat mezze, wash down with a pint of Arak, then do it again. The fcuking lizard. Vegan indeed.
 
#12
Probably the shortage of arak and goat kebabs in the Kush drove him mad. He's still wearing that tatty old bowler though. Says it keeps polar bears away.
 
#16
I can check him out for you, but you might not like what I find.

Does he ever talk about "the balcony" - that is a usual sign that they are gen. Also referring to Afghanistan as "the Stan" or "the gan" is a dead give away that he should be walking around with black nasty over his eyes.

Anyway, my consultancy fee is £300 per day, square that away and i'll speak to Sm**ge at "H" and see if he's gen.

MB
Chris Tarrant was on the Ghan. Just a sight seeing tour. Allegedly.
 
#17
Er, all those replies are a little intimidating!

He refers to Afghanistan as 'Afghan' if that's any help?

I just need someone to help me out him so he can admit to himself that's he's unwell. The jokes are very funny but my request is genuine.....

Can anyone help? I can provide full name and dob. Some sketchy dates and he served in Enniskillen. Apparently
 
#18
A crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit.

Mike Golden promptly escaped from a maximum security prison to the UK underground.

Today, still wanted by the government he survives as a soldier of fortune.

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him.... ask Mike Golden

He'll know if your friend is gen
 

greyfergie

MIA
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#19
Er, all those replies are a little intimidating!

He refers to Afghanistan as 'Afghan' if that's any help?

I just need someone to help me out him so he can admit to himself that's he's unwell. The jokes are very funny but my request is genuine.....

Can anyone help? I can provide full name and dob. Some sketchy dates and he served in Enniskillen. Apparently
Are you a sister or brother?
 

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