Walter Mitties

#1
Mitties are mega!

I've met blokes claiming to be ex 1 PARA and 2 PARA who "parachuted into Goose Green", a bloke in a a pub wearing a hat smock with wings on each arm gobbing off he was "2 PARA", an officer type in a student type bar wearing a full on reg tie and blazer (again he was "2 PARA") who clearly wasn't. Recently i met a "Marine" who didn't want to talk about it but left because being in the "ARMY" p1ssed him off. (not forgetting random doorman / taxi drivers who volunteer the info but "don't want to talk about it" etc etc....)


Anyone have any good Mitty stories?
 
#3
gimpy_lover said:
Mitties are mega!

I've met blokes claiming to be ex 1 PARA and 2 PARA who "parachuted into Goose Green", a bloke in a a pub wearing a hat smock with wings on each arm gobbing off he was "2 PARA", an officer type in a student type bar wearing a full on reg tie and blazer (again he was "2 PARA") who clearly wasn't. Recently i met a "Marine" who didn't want to talk about it but left because being in the "ARMY" p1ssed him off. (not forgetting random doorman / taxi drivers who volunteer the info but "don't want to talk about it" etc etc....)


Anyone have any good Mitty stories?
Blasphemy! You should have made him wash his mouth out with Teepol on the spot! 8O
 
#4
gimpy_lover said:
Mitties are mega!

I've met blokes claiming to be ex 1 PARA and 2 PARA who "parachuted into Goose Green", a bloke in a a pub wearing a hat smock with wings on each arm gobbing off he was "2 PARA", an officer type in a student type bar wearing a full on reg tie and blazer (again he was "2 PARA") who clearly wasn't. Recently i met a "Marine" who didn't want to talk about it but left because being in the "ARMY" p1ssed him off. (not forgetting random doorman / taxi drivers who volunteer the info but "don't want to talk about it" etc etc....)


Anyone have any good Mitty stories?
You might have considered putting this in the Naffi rather than the Officers forum!
 

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