Walt - True Identity wanted

#3
Fuck Me, the ID's have changed a lot.

A staff officer never signed mine either, I'm feeling left out.

Any more info?

Claimed unit? Trade? Whats the background story?
 
#6
I know Laaaandaan is kinda huge but is any body that thick?
 
#7
Surname: Kingman
Middle Name: Patrick Murphy
(evidently no first name)
Nationality: London

...and the signature under the photo is KP Murphy

With someone as bright as this, I'd suggest looking for someone called either Paddy Murphy or KP Murphy.
 
#8
This has got to be a wah
 
#9
Why a General?

Why not a fucking Major or something SLIGHTLY more believable.

Wait, I've just gone and implied that somebody might take that ID card seriously.

Ed, where the fuck did you find this?
 
#10
Why a General?

Why not a fucking Major or something SLIGHTLY more believable.

Wait, I've just gone and implied that somebody might take that ID card seriously.

Ed, where the fuck did you find this?
he's knocked it up himself for a wah! gotta be

how the fuck in hells other way is he gonna get some walts card onto a PDF? its not even scanned in if you look at the quality difference between the photo and the rest of the card.



ALL DAY WAH
 
#12
Its bollocks. Look at the glaringly obvious mistakes in the card. He's given his first and middle name in the Middle Name line, Since when has London (UK) been a nationality, and look at the back. 'In the event of lost and found kindly return it to the any nearest UK..........." To the any? And he's spelt Military wrong on the black strip for fuck sake! This guy obviously has the motor skills of an 8 year old, and his ears are fucking wierd too! Illiterate Walt Paedo if you ask me
 
#13
This man is trying to scam people stating he is is in Afgahn ! Any ID as to who he is ??

Ed
It sounds like a Nigerian 419 scam. Some scallywag has probably knocked this up in Lagos or Port Harcourt and is emailing gullible folk to try to fleece them, hence the dodgy ID.
 
#14
Every comment pointing out the errors and the quality is being used by the OP to correct his new ID. He has read all the walt catching threads, and this was the final puzzle in his aim to be a superwalt.

Age, and dates of Ops - check
Medals from above Ops - check
Medal order and on 1 row - check
Correct fitting of sash and/ or braiding - check.
Walt busting questions and answers memorised - check.
Knowledge of ARRSE waltenkommando, and their methods - check
ID card layout, colour, info - *In Progress*

Sent from my Desire HD
 
#15
Just in from the MoD

"In a effort to save sum dosh,all milittarie peoples are too make there own IDent cards.Marks will bee awordedd for origginalitie and humus"
winners will be placed on the Vision Onn art galerie wale.
That is all".
 
#18
Every comment pointing out the errors and the quality is being used by the OP to correct his new ID. He has read all the walt catching threads, and this was the final puzzle in his aim to be a superwalt.

Age, and dates of Ops - check
Medals from above Ops - check
Medal order and on 1 row - check
Correct fitting of sash and/ or braiding - check.
Walt busting questions and answers memorised - check.
Knowledge of ARRSE waltenkommando, and their methods - check
ID card layout, colour, info - *In Progress*

Sent from my Desire HD
Screwdriver smashed into Walts earhole - Check
 
#20
either a 419 or dating scam
yes, there is that, or an OP waaaahhhmobile

definitely not your average pub/ wandering round with ally kit and medals walt

Too fricking obvious, got to be an internet scam
 
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