Walt Removal

#1
Had an office reshuffle at work and now this twat is right behind. He's doing a war storey every 30 mins... I can't take it anymore.

The gems today include:

How to salute
How he used his special army skills to open the car door
How his military training helps him to organise envelopes
Standing to attention when speaking to his boss

It's just mind dumbingly boring shit....

Being Hereford ..... I find myself praying he'll come up with some SAS storey ... but he's failing to manage that walt status...

If he's ex-reg his previous corps may have been AGC

How can I get rid....
 
#2
Had an office reshuffle at work and now this twat is right behind. He's doing a war storey every 30 mins... I can't take it anymore.

The gems today include:

How to salute
How he used his special army skills to open the car door
How his military training helps him to organise envelopes
Standing to attention when speaking to his boss

It's just mind dumbingly boring shit....

Being Hereford ..... I find myself praying he'll come up with some SAS storey ... but he's failing to manage that walt status...

If he's ex-reg his previous corps may have been AGC

How can I get rid....

Just ask to be moved to another checkout. Simples
 
#3
Its okay to admit it, its you isnt it,your waltism is overcoming you.
 
#4
Polar's left his account logged on, and someone else is typing it. My guess is that it's the person sat right behind him.
 
#6
You're in an office right? You have the tools:

[video=youtube;aDLtMEu49BI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDLtMEu49BI[/video]
 
#8
Come on fellas. Where is the love? Where is the comradeship?
Polar is reaching out to us all here.
He wants us to all go round his workplace and thump the shit out of this colleague while he sits and watches.
Lets be a bit more sympathetic, eh?
 

Grumblegrunt

LE
Book Reviewer
#10
have works with tech support and get something incriminating stuck on his machine.

or start putting semi naked men in uniform calenders up - jarrod can give you some of his old ones.
 
#11
As him if he was ever skiffed whilst in the army?

If he looks at you in blank confusion you know what your next move is.......
 
#12
have works with tech support and get something incriminating stuck on his machine.

or start putting semi naked men in uniform calenders up - jarrod can give you some of his old ones.
Just invite Jarrod around to see the office.. and let nature take it's course (Straight up the back p-arrs-age if I don't miss my guess)
 

TheIronDuke

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#13
Had an office reshuffle at work and now this twat is right behind. He's doing a war storey every 30 mins... I can't take it anymore.

The gems today include:

How to salute
How he used his special army skills to open the car door
How his military training helps him to organise envelopes
Standing to attention when speaking to his boss

It's just mind dumbingly boring shit....

Being Hereford ..... I find myself praying he'll come up with some SAS storey ... but he's failing to manage that walt status...

If he's ex-reg his previous corps may have been AGC

How can I get rid....
Fucking cunt. I made you a cup of tea this morning. See if I make the same mistake twice. Fucking cunt.
 
#15
Ask him for a drink after work, ask him about it outright. If hes lying, tell him to wind it in. If hes not, tell him to wind it in. Then ignore the big timing cnut....... Or batter him when hes p1ssed and no one is looking......
 

TheIronDuke

On ROPS
On ROPs
Book Reviewer
#17
Sounds like he's TA.
Dunno. He...

1) Works in an office.
2) He is told where to sit.

Tough one. Could be he is an employee and should shut the fuck up and get on with what he is paid to do, the whining cunt. Could be he works in the theatre and the person behind is Violet Elizabeth Bott and his toys are going right out of the pram?

I feel we need more information.
 

Mr_Fingerz

LE
Book Reviewer
#18
Just get some of that bazooka stuff.

















sorry, thought he said "wart removal".
 
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