Walt Removal

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by polar, Jul 6, 2011.

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  1. Had an office reshuffle at work and now this twat is right behind. He's doing a war storey every 30 mins... I can't take it anymore.

    The gems today include:

    How to salute
    How he used his special army skills to open the car door
    How his military training helps him to organise envelopes
    Standing to attention when speaking to his boss

    It's just mind dumbingly boring shit....

    Being Hereford ..... I find myself praying he'll come up with some SAS storey ... but he's failing to manage that walt status...

    If he's ex-reg his previous corps may have been AGC

    How can I get rid....

  2. Just ask to be moved to another checkout. Simples
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  3. Its okay to admit it, its you isnt it,your waltism is overcoming you.
  4. Polar's left his account logged on, and someone else is typing it. My guess is that it's the person sat right behind him.
  5. Ask to see his diamond jubilee medal.
  6. You're in an office right? You have the tools:

  7. Cigarettes?
  8. Come on fellas. Where is the love? Where is the comradeship?
    Polar is reaching out to us all here.
    He wants us to all go round his workplace and thump the shit out of this colleague while he sits and watches.
    Lets be a bit more sympathetic, eh?
  9. Fucks sake, you blind?

    It's a withering stare.
  10. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    have works with tech support and get something incriminating stuck on his machine.

    or start putting semi naked men in uniform calenders up - jarrod can give you some of his old ones.
  11. As him if he was ever skiffed whilst in the army?

    If he looks at you in blank confusion you know what your next move is.......
  12. Just invite Jarrod around to see the office.. and let nature take it's course (Straight up the back p-arrs-age if I don't miss my guess)
  13. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Fucking cunt. I made you a cup of tea this morning. See if I make the same mistake twice. Fucking cunt.
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  14. Suggest he joins ARRSE. Then tell us what his username is.
  15. Ask him for a drink after work, ask him about it outright. If hes lying, tell him to wind it in. If hes not, tell him to wind it in. Then ignore the big timing cnut....... Or batter him when hes p1ssed and no one is looking......
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