Walt question.

Discussion in 'Waltenkommando' started by cent05zr70, Nov 3, 2011.

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  1. As the years stumble by I find myself talking to myself more and more frequently. If I understand myself the army crops up quite regularly.
    Am I in danger of becoming one of them?

    Not one of THEM.

    Well, not yet anyway.
  2. This site is awash with walts and wannabees - they are probably the most vocal and offensive contributors.

    The way to expose a walt is: Ask them about the front page of the MOD Intranet which is produced automatically on the DII (F) front page.

    For instance: Q Which aircraft is displayed today? A: A Tornado.

    If the walt cannot answer or says what is"DII"? they are proved as being a walt.
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  3. Well, that's where you're wrong. I'm not a walt. I also don't have access to DII, though I do have an Armynet account.
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  4. That's ok for you youngsters, but in my day the D11 was a large wagon-mounted radio.
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  5. Access to DII merely proves that one is a desk sucking blotter jotter.
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  6. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    Fecking I T walt )))
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  7. I thought smudge was a Tactical Information Technology WALT or TIT for short. So if you are able to get on Dii but dont have an IGS account are you classed as a Dii WALT???
  8. Well, I have an IGS account too, but still no access to DII.
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  9. Well that covers the Clerks and the seniors...
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  10. So those of us who have served, but are no longer, are all classified as walts because we cannot access said hub?

    Sweet Jesus, I'm a WALT. The Kommando will be onto me any minute now. Best cancel the coach to the smoke for the 13th, they'll be all over my rack of 2 posting up pictures for verifa... varific..... veraffaa....checking!
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  11. Absolute utter bollox
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  12. As for bolo beret's DII 'boathouse' DV question, it fails at the first hurdle. A Tornado features on the MoD public site today. Maybe it's always the same page. I don't recall. I could check on Monday when I'll have access but that would be really sad.
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  13. I thought D11 was some new-fangled comms wire.
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  14. The replacement for D10?
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  15. No flies on you are there ;)