Walt question.

#1
As the years stumble by I find myself talking to myself more and more frequently. If I understand myself the army crops up quite regularly.
Am I in danger of becoming one of them?


Not one of THEM.


Well, not yet anyway.
 
#2
This site is awash with walts and wannabees - they are probably the most vocal and offensive contributors.

The way to expose a walt is: Ask them about the front page of the MOD Intranet which is produced automatically on the DII (F) front page.

For instance: Q Which aircraft is displayed today? A: A Tornado.

If the walt cannot answer or says what is"DII"? they are proved as being a walt.
 
#3
they are probably the most vocal and offensive contributors.

The way to expose a walt is: Ask them about the front page of the MOD Intranet which is produced automatically on the DII (F) front page.

For instance: Q Which aircraft is displayed today? A: A Tornado.

If the walt cannot answer or says what is"DII"? they are proved as being a walt.
Well, that's where you're wrong. I'm not a walt. I also don't have access to DII, though I do have an Armynet account.
 
#4
This site is awash with walts and wannabees - they are probably the most vocal and offensive contributors.

The way to expose a walt is: Ask them about the front page of the MOD Intranet which is produced automatically on the DII (F) front page.

For instance: Q Which aircraft is displayed today? A: A Tornado.

If the walt cannot answer or says what is"DII"? they are proved as being a walt.
That's ok for you youngsters, but in my day the D11 was a large wagon-mounted radio.
 
#5
Access to DII merely proves that one is a desk sucking blotter jotter.
 
#7
Fecking I T walt )))
I thought smudge was a Tactical Information Technology WALT or TIT for short. So if you are able to get on Dii but dont have an IGS account are you classed as a Dii WALT???
 
#8
I thought smudge was a Tactical Information Technology WALT or TIT for short. So if you are able to get on Dii but dont have an IGS account are you classed as a Dii WALT???
Well, I have an IGS account too, but still no access to DII.
 
#9
This site is awash with walts and wannabees - they are probably the most vocal and offensive contributors.

The way to expose a walt is: Ask them about the front page of the MOD Intranet which is produced automatically on the DII (F) front page.

For instance: Q Which aircraft is displayed today? A: A Tornado.

If the walt cannot answer or says what is"DII"? they are proved as being a walt.
Well that covers the Clerks and the seniors...
 
#10
This site is awash with walts and wannabees - they are probably the most vocal and offensive contributors.

The way to expose a walt is: Ask them about the front page of the MOD Intranet which is produced automatically on the DII (F) front page.

For instance: Q Which aircraft is displayed today? A: A Tornado.

If the walt cannot answer or says what is"DII"? they are proved as being a walt.
So those of us who have served, but are no longer, are all classified as walts because we cannot access said hub?

Sweet Jesus, I'm a WALT. The Kommando will be onto me any minute now. Best cancel the coach to the smoke for the 13th, they'll be all over my rack of 2 posting up pictures for verifa... varific..... veraffaa....checking!
 
#11
This site is awash with walts and wannabees - they are probably the most vocal and offensive contributors.

The way to expose a walt is: Ask them about the front page of the MOD Intranet which is produced automatically on the DII (F) front page.

For instance: Q Which aircraft is displayed today? A: A Tornado.

If the walt cannot answer or says what is"DII"? they are proved as being a walt.
Absolute utter bollox
 
#12
As for bolo beret's DII 'boathouse' DV question, it fails at the first hurdle. A Tornado features on the MoD public site today. Maybe it's always the same page. I don't recall. I could check on Monday when I'll have access but that would be really sad.
 
#16
Bolo Beret is clearly a Dii Walt wannabee, as the main picture on the intranet home page is now HMS Turbulent - he knows nothing.

Walt.

MB
 
#17
And besides, we professional walts have moles to tell us these things.
 
#19
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Just incase any of my fellow walts are asked.
 
#20
Do you think we've now displayed enough high-level insider military knowledge to avoid ever being accused of waltishness ;-)



Ps. I ran the Hong Kong desk how about you?
I think my desk is from IKEA.
 

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