Walt Outing

#1
Now we all know there are Walts out there and not just on here, but in other services as well.

Now on a police forum there are several people who claim to be in the RMP's, now as the site is for Civie Police, in fact Specials they think they wont get caught.

Now one such guy claimed he was in the RMP, at one social he was flashing a warrant card around claiming he was an MP, sadly I didnt get a chance to see the badge. Now a blade of grass had more muscle than him, the very thought of him arresting two PARA's for example is enough to reduce anyone to hysterical laughter.

Just before shipping out to Iraq I asked him what unit he was in. Instead he used police slang for the name of the unit. After that he stopped posting.

Yesterday there was a person on there claiming to be an RMP and had it as his signature, he was making statements about the kit. However the best bit was he made up this scenario, claiming he saw an "MI5" car parked outside a house in his street, he said he knew it was the "Secret Intelligence Service" vehicle as it had a blue mag light on the roof as well as yellow tabbard with MI5 on the back and that the blokes were wearing black bomber jackets with "MI5" written on the back, he then asked if they had the power of arrest, carry fire arms or PPE, he then asked if anyone could tell him what they were doing.

Coincidentialy there is a profile with the same name on here claiming to be an Officer, a simple goodle search found another profile on a British Airways site witha bloke claiming to be a Captain.

Now if someone was in the RMP's would they ask such SFQ. If these gimps are going to make up persona's you would have thought they would have done some research first.
 
#4
Just checked it out, one post was on powers of the RMP, what a shower of cnuts....
Nothing really against specials per se!! especially if they are doing it to get in the regulars, but there are some right fookin wierdos on that site.......... 8O
 
#6
Check out the thread about Arming the Police.....fookin scary cnuts, some of the comments on the thread I didn't know wether to laugh or be VERY concerned that some of these people actually have access to any sort of weapons, eg CS, batons, fcuk me, I am fookin handing in my warrant card if they arm any of these pr1cks with firearms..... :roll:
 
#7
aaah from the title of this post I thought you were organising an outing for walts. Sending them somewhere nice on a bus, like the one in the movie Speed :roll:
 

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#8
the_butler said:
aaah from the title of this post I thought you were organising an outing for walts. Sending them somewhere nice on a bus, like the one in the movie Speed :roll:
:clap: :clap: :worship: :worship:
 
#9
yamkwak said:
Check out the thread about Arming the Police.....fookin scary cnuts, some of the comments on the thread I didn't know wether to laugh or be VERY concerned that some of these people actually have access to any sort of weapons, eg CS, batons, fcuk me, I am fookin handing in my warrant card if they arm any of these pr1cks with firearms..... :roll:
There is the problem, it is actualy very worrying that some of the people on there are actualy regulars as well, it is a sad reflection on the Police Service that they are serving.
 
#10
Bunch of Fcuking w@nkers mate, I logged on and asked one MOONDOG why he could not spell!!!!!! The mod kept removing my question and accusing me of being confrontational!!!!
So I re-phrased my question to ask which Pro Coy units he had served in and that was removed as well, for yes, being aggressive and confrontational!!!!!!! Humourless cnuts.see thats why I hang around here, cause I have to work with t0ssers like that all day!!!!!!!! :D
 
#11
yamkwak said:
Bunch of Fcuking w@nkers mate, I logged on and asked one MOONDOG why he could not spell!!!!!! The mod kept removing my question and accusing me of being confrontational!!!!
So I re-phrased my question to ask which Pro Coy units he had served in and that was removed as well, for yes, being aggressive and confrontational!!!!!!! Humourless cnuts.see thats why I hang around here, cause I have to work with t0ssers like that all day!!!!!!!! :D
That is the person who was asking about MI5 Ops and getting MI5 & 6 missed up. He got banned after that thread.

I use this forum for the same reason as you do mate.
 
#12
Malteser said:
Now we all know there are Walts out there and not just on here, but in other services as well.

Now on a police forum there are several people who claim to be in the RMP's, now as the site is for Civie Police, in fact Specials they think they wont get caught.

Now one such guy claimed he was in the RMP, at one social he was flashing a warrant card around claiming he was an MP, sadly I didnt get a chance to see the badge. Now a blade of grass had more muscle than him, the very thought of him arresting two PARA's for example is enough to reduce anyone to hysterical laughter.

Just before shipping out to Iraq I asked him what unit he was in. Instead he used police slang for the name of the unit. After that he stopped posting.

Yesterday there was a person on there claiming to be an RMP and had it as his signature, he was making statements about the kit. However the best bit was he made up this scenario, claiming he saw an "MI5" car parked outside a house in his street, he said he knew it was the "Secret Intelligence Service" vehicle as it had a blue mag light on the roof

wouldn't that knacker your fingers having to turn it on & off all the time when in hot pursuit?! did it have a blue filter....?

Is that my coat?

as well as yellow tabbard with MI5 on the back and that the blokes were wearing black bomber jackets with "MI5" written on the back, he then asked if they had the power of arrest, carry fire arms or PPE, he then asked if anyone could tell him what they were doing.

Coincidentialy there is a profile with the same name on here claiming to be an Officer, a simple goodle search found another profile on a British Airways site witha bloke claiming to be a Captain.

Now if someone was in the RMP's would they ask such SFQ. If these gimps are going to make up persona's you would have thought they would have done some research first.
 
#14
Malteser said:
Now we all know there are Walts out there and not just on here, but in other services as well.

Now on a police forum there are several people who claim to be in the RMP's, now as the site is for Civie Police, in fact Specials they think they wont get caught.

Now one such guy claimed he was in the RMP, at one social he was flashing a warrant card around claiming he was an MP, sadly I didnt get a chance to see the badge. Now a blade of grass had more muscle than him, the very thought of him arresting two PARA's for example is enough to reduce anyone to hysterical laughter.

Just before shipping out to Iraq I asked him what unit he was in. Instead he used police slang for the name of the unit. After that he stopped posting.

Yesterday there was a person on there claiming to be an RMP and had it as his signature, he was making statements about the kit. However the best bit was he made up this scenario, claiming he saw an "MI5" car parked outside a house in his street, he said he knew it was the "Secret Intelligence Service" vehicle as it had a blue mag light on the roof as well as yellow tabbard with MI5 on the back and that the blokes were wearing black bomber jackets with "MI5" written on the back, he then asked if they had the power of arrest, carry fire arms or PPE, he then asked if anyone could tell him what they were doing.

Coincidentialy there is a profile with the same name on here claiming to be an Officer, a simple goodle search found another profile on a British Airways site witha bloke claiming to be a Captain.

Now if someone was in the RMP's would they ask such SFQ. If these gimps are going to make up persona's you would have thought they would have done some research first.
how strange...
 
#18
I've had a gander at Policespecials from the links kindly supplied from this thread. There's some top walting going on there but i'm not suprised.

A special in my old nick had a right surplus store of kit (he was a civvie at HQ) in his locker including two stick on blue lights for plain cars and a flahing blue strobe for the end of his Maglite.

Top Walting!!!

(though on a brighter note Policespecials did lead me to the tie tack firm that makes the Arrse Mr potatoe head tie pin)
 
#19
Seagull a member of arrse runs tie tac, he is Mad_Moriarty, on here regularly.....
 
#20
Cheers Yam, bought my Mr potato head yesterday along with a few others more appropriate for court. Good website too.
 
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