About half an hour ago whilst walking through Liverpool City centre on my lunch break, I saw a rather unusual sight. As I bimbled down Church street I saw a rather chunky figure walking towards me in full CS 95 and RAF blue beret, nothing unusual so far you might say, but then on getting a closer look the fat cnut is wearing not only an MP patch but "Them" wings! After thinking through what I had just saw in my head I did a full 180 and followed the fat barsteward for a few hundred metres and then I see that he is wearing speed cuffs! So thought got to have a word now. Walks up to him and says "RAF Police?" He replies "Yeah" just as he does so I see a couple of Bobby's who I tell that I wasnt happy about the fat fcuker wearing cuffs and that he is impersonating a service Policeman. Bobby agrees and searches the fat tw&t in full view of the whole of Liverpool. The Bobby says to me "What do you reckon mate?" I then asked the guy for his ID card "Havent got it?" Sevice number "Ive forgot it" Are you in the forces "No". At which point Bobby says to me that he was taking his cuffs and was going to give him a boll*cking and asked me if there is anyone he should report the matter too as it he would make sure that it would not be the last of it. Just to add, had my arrse tie on too. ARRSE'rs 1 - Walts 0.