Walt outed!!!

#1
About half an hour ago whilst walking through Liverpool City centre on my lunch break, I saw a rather unusual sight. As I bimbled down Church street I saw a rather chunky figure walking towards me in full CS 95 and RAF blue beret, nothing unusual so far you might say, but then on getting a closer look the fat cnut is wearing not only an MP patch but "Them" wings! After thinking through what I had just saw in my head I did a full 180 and followed the fat barsteward for a few hundred metres and then I see that he is wearing speed cuffs! So thought got to have a word now. Walks up to him and says "RAF Police?" He replies "Yeah" just as he does so I see a couple of Bobby's who I tell that I wasnt happy about the fat fcuker wearing cuffs and that he is impersonating a service Policeman. Bobby agrees and searches the fat tw&t in full view of the whole of Liverpool. The Bobby says to me "What do you reckon mate?" I then asked the guy for his ID card "Havent got it?" Sevice number "Ive forgot it" Are you in the forces "No". At which point Bobby says to me that he was taking his cuffs and was going to give him a boll*cking and asked me if there is anyone he should report the matter too as it he would make sure that it would not be the last of it.

Just to add, had my arrse tie on too. ARRSE'rs 1 - Walts 0.
 
#3
Why would you walt as an RAF monkey? :?
 
#4
No mate, unfortunately with the bobbys being there I couldnt get any photos, was gagging to get my cam phone out too!
 

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#9
Were your suspicions aroused by the fact that he was the only man in Liverpool that appeared to have a job?
 
#10
It is obvious he's a walt. Everybody knows that the crabs have to wear blues now, not CS95. :wink:
 
#11
Prince_Rupert said:
Were your suspicions aroused by the fact that he was the only man in Liverpool that appeared to have a job?
I object! I occasionally work in Liverpool.
Although I am not from there nor live there so I won't object to loudly.

Back on thread, I still can't see what this bloke hoped to achieve?
 
#16
Mag_to_grid said:
No mate, unfortunately with the bobbys being there I couldnt get any photos, was gagging to get my cam phone out too!
How come you never had those investigating skills when you were in then John? :D 8O
 
#18
MrShanklysboots said:
Mag_to_grid said:
No mate, unfortunately with the bobbys being there I couldnt get any photos, was gagging to get my cam phone out too!
How come you never had those investigating skills when you were in then John? :D 8O
They werent required :wink:
 
#19
Ha ha I saw him a few weeks back but I was busy shopping so didn't stop to follow him as my mates weren't interested. I'm glad you did MTG another walt off the streets!! :D
 
#20
You saw two, TWO policemen in the street!!! I have not seen two this year. I live five miles, as the crow flies, from Charing Cross.

The question: 'What is your number?' always catches the 'walt'. I've only ever met one man, who was in the Army, who says he can't remember his Army Number. He is so pompous and arrogant he always adds: 'I can remember my Personal Number'. (officer's number).
 
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