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Walt Nun

#9
Having read the book and then "thrown it in the bin", Sister Mary Michael took her protest to Cannes earlier this month where the film was first shown.

Didn't know you could get penguin in Cannes.

Must look in Asda.
 
#12
At least she's not singing.

Dominique, nique, nique, over the land he plods
And sings a little song
Never asking for reward
He just talks about the Lord
He just talks about the Lord

Fcuk off!

That's better.
 
#15
"The bishop knows all about me, he knows why I wear my habit and so on. It is unusual, I can say no more. I can't even understand it myself but I've never done anything underhand "

8O

I didnt think that would get you sacked?
 
#16
The_Cynic_Clinic said:
"The bishop knows all about me, he knows why I wear my habit and so on. It is unusual, I can say no more. I can't even understand it myself but I've never done anything underhand "

8O

I didnt think that would get you sacked?
Hey, leave him alone, we wont have any bishop bashing on this thread!
 
#19
The_Cynic_Clinic said:
"The bishop knows all about me, he knows why I wear my habit and so on. It is unusual, I can say no more. I can't even understand it myself but I've never done anything underhand "

OK, now I am getting more intruiged by this 'sister' by the minute...
 
#20
This reminds me of a limerick that my dear old dad taught me...

There was an old lecherous abbot,
Who would spy a young monk's a$$ and grab it.
As he once said, "A nun
Is so much more fun
But it's hard to get into the habit!"


"The bishop knows all about me, he knows why I wear my habit and so on. It is unusual, I can say no more. I can't even understand it myself but I've never done anything underhand "
8O

I didnt think that would get you sacked?
Only if the cardinal was visiting that week, I think. :D
 

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