Walt Nun

#2
She couldn't be a real nun as she kept feeling superior.
 
#3
whats next? pope walts?
 
#4
"I am attached to the Carmelites and that's it."

Carmelite

It does exactly what it says on the tin.
 
#5
Its a terrible habit to get into..
 
#6
theoriginalphantom said:
Its a terrible habit to get into..
And out of.

Allegedly.
 
#8
I heard she has a rosary outlook on life..
 
#9
Having read the book and then "thrown it in the bin", Sister Mary Michael took her protest to Cannes earlier this month where the film was first shown.

Didn't know you could get penguin in Cannes.

Must look in Asda.
 
#12
At least she's not singing.

Dominique, nique, nique, over the land he plods
And sings a little song
Never asking for reward
He just talks about the Lord
He just talks about the Lord

Fcuk off!

That's better.
 
#13
The 'nun' is said to do good work with people on the fringes

My fringe is getting a bit long.
 
#15
"The bishop knows all about me, he knows why I wear my habit and so on. It is unusual, I can say no more. I can't even understand it myself but I've never done anything underhand "

8O

I didnt think that would get you sacked?
 
#16
The_Cynic_Clinic said:
"The bishop knows all about me, he knows why I wear my habit and so on. It is unusual, I can say no more. I can't even understand it myself but I've never done anything underhand "

8O

I didnt think that would get you sacked?
Hey, leave him alone, we wont have any bishop bashing on this thread!
 
#17
She was discussing the weather with her friend Mary who is a bit deaf.

She had to say three hail Mary's.
 
#18
She spent too much time on her PC playing Maxis games.

Bless me Father for I have simmed.
 
#19
The_Cynic_Clinic said:
"The bishop knows all about me, he knows why I wear my habit and so on. It is unusual, I can say no more. I can't even understand it myself but I've never done anything underhand "

OK, now I am getting more intruiged by this 'sister' by the minute...
 
#20
This reminds me of a limerick that my dear old dad taught me...

There was an old lecherous abbot,
Who would spy a young monk's a$$ and grab it.
As he once said, "A nun
Is so much more fun
But it's hard to get into the habit!"


"The bishop knows all about me, he knows why I wear my habit and so on. It is unusual, I can say no more. I can't even understand it myself but I've never done anything underhand "
8O

I didnt think that would get you sacked?
Only if the cardinal was visiting that week, I think. :D
 
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