I've been thinking about how to post this for a while. I now don't have access to many pics (wrong computer and he blocked me on Facebook) and not sure how to attach images, but I'll do my best. Details: Name: Paul Anthony Kettle Lives in: Solihull, West Midlands. He dresses the part, then uses his Mk 5 Shorland (front end has been changed for a Wolf front end) to go onto ranges and into training areas to pinch stuff. He generally tries to wear rank slides that will be a higher rank than anyone he will meet, and even used to go onto the sites in his old ex-military landrover painted to look like EOD. He permanently wears his dog tags from being in the TA and has numerous stories of his "Time in the Army" and how he "Nearly got seconded to the SAS as a driver". That would be the TA version of the SAS (two-three), not the proper mob. Currently he likes to go around wearing full Colonel's rank slides, but has been known to go as low as Captain when he was just another lowly Private when he did his weekend warrior stint. He also has a houseful of things he's collected off the ranges, including UXBs which he reckons he's "made safe". This has been reported to the MOD because of his many scavenging expeditions onto ranges and training areas and we are waiting to hear from those. I would just like to out him publicly because he acts like something he is not and deceives people. Yes, he does things for H4H, but he does it as a high-ranking officer and doesn't correct people's impression that he is an active member of the Army.