I'm round at the mate's last night for the Halo ODST and pizza night (we're geeks). One of the other mates is there, he is an 'orrible Matelot. Despite being an 'orrible Matelot, he's a good egg and very honest. Matelot says he's met an uber walt, who is dating a friend of his, a lovely girl, who has been taken in by his bullshit. Her mates have lined up and said get shot of this arse, but she refuses to take any criticism of this muppet, This girl has a job that requires silly amounts of IQ, she is a very smart lady, whose only let down is a blind spot for this mong. She's gotten engaged in short order, and now this leach has moved into her gaff now and is living off of her.(we're talking less than four months here). Now I've met this lass once, she is a nice lady, and despite being as thick as mince doesn't deserve this chaos this man is going to heap on her. The mate has went to the Regulators, RM/RN Disclosure cell (?), APC Glasgow and hasn't gotten anywhere. He has stopped trying to deal with this as this will end the friendship with the girl. The guy claims to have (in no particular order): been an army commando. transferred to the Booties from the army as an NCO. joined SBS. left SBS 6 months ago (just before he met her), where he was promoted to Commander on leaving , and has kept on a retainer by HMG as he's so special. no car as it was seized by police, apparently implicated in a bank job. no bank card to get any money, because of something about fraud his account. For reasons I'm not going into, it's sounding like this mong is going to get her into a lot of trouble. Got any sensible advice please?