Don't be silly! The olympics will run like a beautifully engineered machine, the venues will all be perfect, everyone will get their desired tickets, absolutely NOBODY will have their Visa card charged for tickets they were never allocated and we will win bazillions of gold medals cos we is Britain is it!
Fucks sakes but you are one unforgiving bastard. A Thomas the Tank Engine Bumper Christmas Anual with a free Postman Pat Pop-Up Family Fun Book is not a fucking train set. But I sent a Thank You letter. Bastard.