WALT Busted!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by OriginalNick2, Aug 4, 2011.

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  1. erm... Well done Trigger.
  2. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

  3. Nick - are you a journalist? If so, I have a story for you.

    If not, fuck off you fucking fucker.
  4. Dd you out him or just link the story to ARRSE?
  5. Doh! Where?

    Do we have a designated sub forum for walt seeking and destroying!?
    I only ask because I found the thread (currently below) about the guy on Facebook so amusing.
  6. A demotion in the ranks to Fuckwit Class -3 would be appropriate, local rank, mind.
  7. We normally hunt them down and slit their throats in the night.

    Short of that, why the hell would we need a walt hunting forum?
  8. Just the link, not a journalist either, cheeky fecker. Just a new guy...

    Carrying on!
  9. Na, you just join Arrse having been a mediocre Mean, Green Killing Machine, spend 18 hrs a day hunting Walts, Charlatans, and Fraudsters, become an Alcoholic, lose your job, house, motor, wife n kids,..............but get to reap the satisfaction.
  10. Because there seems to be a load of it going on?

    I saw a bloke, on a barge full of pissheads dressed up in comedy hats, wearing a para beret a couple of years ago going past my local, on it's return journey a few hours later the barge had all the window smashed, was covered in what I assumed to be take away food and those on board rather more sombre.

    It all makes sense now!
  11. Ah, I see.

    You're a dribbling mong fucktard cunt.
  12. OP, please refer yourself to RSM for interview. ASAP.
  13. Are you relating the Maroon Beret to "Comedy Hats"? I think you re in for some trub on here.

    PS, the "take-away food" was probably vomit, after Bill Oddie greeted the windows having "gone over the top" on ABF day.

    Hope this helps