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Walt Assistance - Service checks

As most of you will be aware I have had a feed into a few Walt threads and helped with the legwork on some of the larger exposes. I now need a wee bit of help myself.

Situation En Forces:

A female friend is being wrapped round the finger of someone I know is lying, I think he is doing this because he is a scummer and she has a wealthy background. I know he's lying, he knows I know he is lying but I have given him so much grief so far that I basically have one shot left to show this bloke up.

1 x Liar/Charlatan - Claims to be ex Marines but then claims to be Ex Engrs.

All his Facebook pictures show him as an Engr recruit at ATR Lichfield in approx 2004.

Claims to be about to rejoin in the Engrs but will have to do Basic trg and AAC again.

I have a name, DOB an approx year of joining and I know he went through ATR Lichfield.

I haven't ruled out the possibility that he did a bit of Royals Reserve then joined up and couldnt hack it past Basic Training. All I am after is ground truth without the feck about of me phoning Glasgow.

Anyone in a position to help? It would be much appreciated.
Shes got a head like a bag of smashed eagle beaks, no danger of me shagging it.

Basically, I know I am right and I dont like him taking the pi55 out of her and me by saying he is legit.


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Sorry all I could make out form your post is this:

A bird I fancy is being ploughed by some other bloke. He's probably exaggerating about his service record in order to get brownie points with her. I find this seriously unfair as I've been trying to nail her for yonks. I'm bitter and twisted about this and want to fuck up their relationship so I can have another chance with her.
Ravers, much as I hate to piss on your little bonfire there this girl scores majorly in the pig points so... unless I was you there is no chance of me bending one into her.

Feel free to have a go if you like but personally I would just appreciate it if you could give me a hand ;) (job)
Listen in idiot boy, I am not responsible for any of the previous ones and the fact that my socks have seen more service than you means your opinion on anything is tainted by ..... well, nothing.


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