Walt Assistance - Service checks

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  1. As most of you will be aware I have had a feed into a few Walt threads and helped with the legwork on some of the larger exposes. I now need a wee bit of help myself.

    Situation En Forces:

    A female friend is being wrapped round the finger of someone I know is lying, I think he is doing this because he is a scummer and she has a wealthy background. I know he's lying, he knows I know he is lying but I have given him so much grief so far that I basically have one shot left to show this bloke up.

    1 x Liar/Charlatan - Claims to be ex Marines but then claims to be Ex Engrs.

    All his Facebook pictures show him as an Engr recruit at ATR Lichfield in approx 2004.

    Claims to be about to rejoin in the Engrs but will have to do Basic trg and AAC again.

    I have a name, DOB an approx year of joining and I know he went through ATR Lichfield.

    I haven't ruled out the possibility that he did a bit of Royals Reserve then joined up and couldnt hack it past Basic Training. All I am after is ground truth without the feck about of me phoning Glasgow.

    Anyone in a position to help? It would be much appreciated.
  2. you'd phone glasgow over it?

    you do realise even if you do oust him, she might still shag him over you...
  3. Shes got a head like a bag of smashed eagle beaks, no danger of me shagging it.

    Basically, I know I am right and I dont like him taking the pi55 out of her and me by saying he is legit.
  4. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Sorry all I could make out form your post is this:

  5. Ravers, much as I hate to piss on your little bonfire there this girl scores majorly in the pig points so... unless I was you there is no chance of me bending one into her.

    Feel free to have a go if you like but personally I would just appreciate it if you could give me a hand ;) (job)
  6. PM me the details choffers....
  7. He wants to fire one up a gopping minger? Sounds like a booty to me.
  8. choff, you can PM me if you want. I might be able to dig out some answers.
  9. PMs sent, cheers fellas ;)
  10. I'm glad we agree, I couldn't believe somebody would start a thread never mind ring up the pay office over a jealous crush on a gopping piece of female meat.
  11. Yawn - At least try and be original
  12. Coming from another 'help me oust a walt' thread?
  13. Listen in idiot boy, I am not responsible for any of the previous ones and the fact that my socks have seen more service than you means your opinion on anything is tainted by ..... well, nothing.


  14. You're just glad ANYONE has agreed with you on ARRSE.
  15. Actually, how fat are you?