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Walmartian Earth Rover Vehicle

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Breaking news,blue car parks in car park.USA consider this breach of Walmart convention and declares war on all blue cars.

Imported blue cars advised to report to their embassy.
 
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Its your typical pimped up ride, hispanic styleeee. Some long good, others look gash.
 
#13
That's a car in the process of being "dong-ified".
"dong-ified"? :? Is that even a word? :? Hey if you want to see Jap crap from back in the day (as they say) here's a 1965 Toyota Stout 2000. I'd never heard of this model so if it was imported into the U.S. it must have been imported in very small numbers. (To my shame I have sold cars in my past. I have nightmares of 1976 Mazda B1600 pick-ups. And don't even get me started on Mazda RX-3s.)

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"dong-ified"? :? Is that even a word? :? Hey if you want to see Jap crap from back in the day (as they say) here's a 1965 Toyota Stout 2000. I'd never heard of this model so if it was imported into the U.S. it must have been imported in very small numbers. (To my shame I have sold cars in my past. I have nightmares of 1976 Mazda B1600 pick-ups. And don't even get me started on Mazda RX-3s.)

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That almost looks like an International scout from the front.



Sorry, should've been "donk-ified" up - even that is made up - comes from the word "Donk."

Urban Dictionary: donk

A typical example:



 
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"dong-ified"? :? Is that even a word? :? Hey if you want to see Jap crap from back in the day (as they say) here's a 1965 Toyota Stout 2000. I'd never heard of this model so if it was imported into the U.S. it must have been imported in very small numbers. (To my shame I have sold cars in my past. I have nightmares of 1976 Mazda B1600 pick-ups. And don't even get me started on Mazda RX-3s.)

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Jeez, if I had that car, I would have to fill it up with some explosives, drive it off a cliff and detonate it before it hits the deck. What an ugly terrible old thing.
 
#17
Ancient Crown Vic on 22s that are worth more than the car. Known as a "Hooptie" if I'm not mistaken.

UK equivalent is a "Barrymobile"

The type of car referred to in Roger's Profanisaurus as an 'Aldi TT', an 'Estate Car' or a 'Lidl Red Corvette'

I am also struggling to work out what on earth the OP is on about. I thought maybe the wheels were reminiscent of those on the Mars Rover....but they aren't.
 
#19
Gotta love American chauvinism, best sticker I ever saw was on a Harley, as in Hardly Ableson;

'I'd rather EAT WORMS than ride a Honda!!!'

Said Harley, (Hardly Worthitson) was being carried in a Toyota flat bed.

And people say the Yanks don't understand irony.
 

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