A Priest, a rabbi and an imam are sitting at a lake fishing. There is a guesthouse on the other side. After an hour the priest says, "you know what, I'm getting a beer"...prays to the lord, runs over the water and back with a beer. Says the rabbi: "Well jesus was born a jew, what you can do, I shall do as well"...jogs over the water and get himself a drink. Says the imam: "We received the lates revelations, so I'll be easy for me" and after a quick payer he run over the water...halfway through he drops in and is gone The rabbi leans over to the priest and says: "You know, there must be something to that islam stuff. He got pretty far for one that didn't know where the poles stand!"