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Walking home

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by dave0949, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Pete and Mary were walking home from the pub. Mary says "I need a piss" and goes behind a bush. Feeling horny, Pete stick his hand through and feels something dangling between Mary's legs. "Have you changed your sex?" Pete asks. Mary replies "No, I changed my mind, I'm having a crap."